1. Make up a name for yourself:
2. Where were you born?: Riverside, California
3. And when was this?: May 6th 1972
4. What are you parents names?: Jon & Sherri
5. What is your favorite sexual position?: I like a variety of positions.
Morning. . .
1. What's your favorite breakfast cereal?: Any bran w/ raisins.
2. What's the first thing you do upon waking?: swear... then struggle towards the shower.
3. Coffee or Orange Juice?: Coffee... heh.
4. Stop to smell the roses or rush to work/school?: i find sanity in roses
5. What is your morning bathroom routine?: the three s's.
6. Morning breath?: before, or after coffee?
7. Toast or pop tart?: Toast
8. Sex in the morning or at night?: i prefer night... but, can beggars be chosers?
9. Do you have normal sleeping habits?: normal for me? yes.
10. How many hours of sleep you average?: anywhere from 7-9
11. Get on the Internet before work/school?: no
12. Change your underwear regularly?: yes.
13. Sing in the shower?: no
14. Flex in the mirror?: flex my buddha.
15. Butter or Margarine?: rarely either
Noon. . .
1. What your favorite fast food place?: anywhere i can get a good veggie sandwhich
2. Take out, drive thru, or eat in?: for lunch? take out.
3. Bring your lunch or eat from a vending machine?: bring lunch. always
4. Eat in a group or alone?: Alone
5. Would you like fries with that?: no.
6. Gossip?: no. no. no.
7. Do you brush your teeth after every meal? no.
8. Chew Trident?: i chew whatever i can get my hands on. i'm a gum mooch.
9. Are you eating anything right now?: drinking coffee, of course
10. Ever had a, how you say, nooner?: i'm assuming this is sex at lunch. yes.
11. Favorite TV Dinner: amy's organic pizza
12. Favorite Candy Bar: snickers.
13. Favorite chewing gum: whatever.
14. Does loud chewing bother you?: i really don't pay attention
15. Do you talk with your mouth full?: if i must.
And Night. . .
1. What is your favorite sleeping position?: stomach to side.. legs all over (my lover) (ha. i don't have a lover. joke's on me!).
2. Do you dream in color or black and white?: color
3. Do you sleep alone?: usually.
4. Have you ever been in a bar?: Yes.
5. How about a gay bar?: yes.
6. Do you drink?: yes
7. Do you drink and drive?: i have (not proud)
8. How about drugs, do you do those?: define drugs.
9. Do you carry condoms?: for what? a chance meeting with a horny babe in the mall? no.
10. Name something stupid you've done while drunk: proclaimed undying love for a girl i had just met... in front of my professors.
11. Tell me a recent dream: well... it had a naked girl in it...
12. What are you doing next Saturday night?: hockey game, a little drinking, perhaps a band.
13. Will you marry me?: sure.
14. What do you sleep in?: comfortable nudity
15. Kiss and tell?: details... no.